Although Netfliix’s Instant Streaming Service is now available on a bewildering variety of devices, has grown explosively and drives an impressive valuation on the stock market, here’s the dirty secret…

…the content sucks, despite Netflix’s claims:
We have thousands of movies & TV episodes available to watch instantly right on your TV via an Xbox 360, PS3, Wii or any other device that streams from Netflix, or to watch instantly on your computer
The screen capture below is from Instant Watcher, where Netflix’s own customer services reps are sending people to see what’s available. Now it’s not that some of the high-ranked content is not highly-rated, but it’s not exactly mainstream or mass market.

Top of the list: ‘Animal Kingdom’. Great rating from Rotten Tomatoes:
With confident pacing, a smart script, and a top-notch cast, Animal Kingdom represents the best the Australian film industry has to offer.
OK, that last comment could be damned as faint praise.
Reviewed by the New York Times:
The intensity of the film’s nihilism is underlined by Antony Partos’s ominous semielectronic score. The relative absence of gun battles and car chases helps “Animal Kingdom” build and sustain a mood of deepening dread. It goes out of its way to deglamorize the criminal life and portray its family of crooks as warped psychopathic thugs in a losing enterprise.
The film’s depiction of the raw fear lurking below the brothers’ braggadocio is the most pronounced emotion in a movie whose focus on the personalities of its criminals suggests an Australian answer to “Goodfellas,” minus the wise-guy humor.
The knotty screenplay, which proceeds in fits and starts, makes a daring and mystifying leap near the end of a story that culminates with a trial that is never shown. The crucial hunk left out of “Animal Kingdom” leaves it feeling lopsided and incomplete, if still gripping.
- nihilism
- deepening dread
- fits and starts
- lopsided and incomplete
So, how did it do commercially? According to Wikipedia:
The film has grossed US$4,350,187 in Australia.[13] It is the third highest grossing Australian film at the Australian box office for 2010, behind Tomorrow, When the War Began ($9.2 million), and Bran Nue Dae ($7.56 million).[citation needed] Worldwide, the film has grossed US$5,775,563.[2]
Yup, about $6 million worldwide.
And it goes downhill from there: Naked Ambition: An R-Rated Look at an X-Rated Industry
In this documentary, celebrity photographer Michael Grecco journeys to Las Vegas where he captures candid behind-the-scenes images of adult film stars at the AVN Expo, the American porn industry’s premier trade show.
I only know about AVN Expo because it’s always on at the same time as CES in Las Vegas each year, but this is a truly bizarre choice, and it’s the second highest ranked content on Netflix Instant Streaming?
What about the next one on the list: God of Vampires:
- opened on ten (10) screens
- grossed about $57,000
For the next one, ‘Opposite Day’, I will let the first reviewer summarize:

I watched Opposite Day yesterday and it was possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. My wife couldn’t believe how awful it was either...
...It seemed as if the writer of Opposite Day didn’t know his own plot. Situations presented for supposedly comedic effect were not indicative of the alternate reality that we were supposed to accept...
The director seemed to think the audience was dumb (over explaining concepts that ruin the suspension of belief even in young children). Maybe he was overcompensating for the horrible writing...
...I am willing to glaze over most faults I find in a movie like this. However, I should have turned this movie off way before it turned me off so entirely. I do not see how anyone can truly enjoy this this movie. It is not so much that it is stupid, it is that the writing doesn’t even try to be funny.
...This movie lacks humor and tries to rely on sight gags that not only get tiresome from repetition, they are so dumb that a typical child will have his/her intelligence insulted. My 5yo son loves movies, but was bored with this – anyone older than him would not even care enough to make a joke like “This film is great – WAIT – it’s Opposite Day!”
As I said, the content sucks.